4 words: hood of his car
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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