Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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