arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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