In the future we'll all be gay
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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