Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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