Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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