Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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