The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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