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• (415): View more from California

  did we hook up?

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  no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...

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  She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!

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