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• (360): View more from Washington

  is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?

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  Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Missed another period

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  I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Who wants vodka and apple sauce

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• (315): View more from New York

  This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.

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  And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES

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• (818): View more from California

  You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it

  (812): View more from Indiana

  You had 10 drinks. On a first date.

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  I just masterbated then started bawling.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup

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