i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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