screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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