Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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