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I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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