doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You almost got us killed.
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In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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