That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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