hell yes lets make some ravioli
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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