I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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