it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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