I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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