Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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