Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just want nice things and good sex
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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