The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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