i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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