So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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