Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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