Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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