Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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