That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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