Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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