I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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