Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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