he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
