the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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