Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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