you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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