3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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