i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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