Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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