i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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