Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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