the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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