So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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