Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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