At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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