But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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