thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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