ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.