so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.