Don't you send me to vm
Can Purell be used as lube?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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