her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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