please come you make the beer taste better
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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