Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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