Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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