I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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